Me Want

It's holiday's like today that I like to talk about commercialism. I also like to receive cards and chocolates.
Someday, I look forward to receiving:
1. An anatomically correct chocolate model of myself, flattering of course
2. A collection of poems about me, by the adorer, tattooed on adorers face
3. A trained monkey
4. An "I owe You" for servitude for the rest of his life.